Susan Firkins (Wednesday's Teacher): Well, Wednesday brought in this picture: Calpurnia Addams.
Morticia: Wednesday's great-aunt Calpurnia. She was burned as a witch in 1706. They said she danced naked in the town square and enslaved the minister.
Susan: ... Really?
Morticia: Oh, yes. But don't worry. We've told Wednesday college first.
- The Addams Family (Barry Sonnenfeld, 1991)