"Father, I love the whole tea-making thing. You know, the playful splash of the tea as it hits the bottom of the cup. The thrill of adding the milk, watching it settle for a moment, before it filters slowly down, changing the colour from dark brown to... a lighter brown. Perching an optional Jaffa Cake on the saucer, like a proud soldier standing to attention beside a giant... cup of tea.
Just think, Father, remember all the great times we had, when I used to make the tea?"
- Mrs. Doyle, Father Ted s02e11, "A Christmassy Ted"